Every Tuesday night at the Pony Bar, one of Seattle's best karaoke hosts, ggnzla (who you can also find other nights of the week at Bar Sue, Hattie's Hat, Unicorn/Narwal, and Speckled & Drake) presents "I Hate Karaoke." It is the most fun you can have on stupid Tuesday night. Last week, some of the cast members of the musicial The Book of Mormon showed up and stole the show. No, really, they did!

And now, to make the extensive song choices even more efficient—ggnzla has put the entire karaoke catalog online. No more trying to read the printed book in the dimly lit bar! You can just go to this link Soundbook on your stinkin' cell phone, and search for your favorite song. It's so easy. There's new songs added weekly, too. I think I'm going to start practicing this old chestnut: