The Stranger
EverOut
Portland Mercury
Savage Love
Hump
Bold Type Tickets
Slog
Savage Love
Slog AM/PM
News
Arts
Music
Weed
Stranger Suggests
Food & Drink
Art & Performance Spring 2024
Top Events Today and This Week
Live Music
•
Arts
•
Food
•
& More!
Support The Stranger
Masthead
Ad Info & Rates
Jobs at The Stranger
Contact
Privacy Policy
Terms of Use
Takedown Policy
Find The Stranger Near You
Log In
Sign Up
All contents © Index Newspapers LLC
800 Maynard Ave S, Suite 200, Seattle, WA 98134
Best! Book! Ever! 👻
👁️🪚🐑❤️
Ashes to Ashes, Dirt to Dirt 💀
Blogs
Aug 22, 2014 at 12:38 pm
I Think I Got Crabs
Grant Brissey
GB
Please stay tuned...
UPDATE 1 PM:
I knew it—I got crabs.
Comments 6
Tags:
Blogs
Animals
Editors' Picks
Seattle's Crackdown on Low-Level Crime Targets the Poor, Mentally Ill
Seattle City Council Kills Rent Control Trigger Law
Why Are Pigeons’ Feet So Fucked Up?
Forced Out
Confessions of a Gasoline Huffer
Duvall Removes Pride Installation After Extremists Attacked It