This is your Legally Mandated Monday Morning John Oliver Video Post—or at least that's how it's starting to seem with that dude, right? It's Monday, so John Oliver must've sent at least a few minutes of must-watch video into the world last night. He just keeps crushing it/killing it/smashing it (etc.) every single week, so everyone keeps posting.

But there wasn't a show last night, because it's on hiatus for a couple weeks (it will start back up on September 7). So thank god he went and left us all a short little video present to enjoy this morning anyway, otherwise the internet would've been confused. "Is it even Monday? But where's John Oliver?"

This web-only video is actually all about that aforementioned crushing/killing/smashing, a nod to the new era of hyperbolic headlines and the way it interacts with Oliver's own noticeable web popularity. Check it out:

"The internet doesn't know how to describe things anymore." An excellent and much-needed rant. Carry on, sir. In the meantime, a Slog poll: