Who knew there are, or were, phone apps to measure a feller's ding dong?!

The singer Chubby Checker has settled a lawsuit in which he accused Hewlett-Packard Co of using his trademarked name without permission on a software app that purported to measure the size of a man's penis.

Um, evidently "The Chubby Checker" allowed "women" (ahem, gender bias much?) to estimate the size of a man's ding-a-ling based on what size of shoe the fellow was wearing. The app was canceled in September of 2012. Duh, ITS THE NOSE? Um, FINE, I really don't know the trick, but good on Chubby Checker for taking these jerks to court; I'm glad he won. Also, HP, a "chubby" is wang NOT flaccid, yet not full-on, so calling it "chubby" seems to be a dumb way to accurately judge the size of a feller's pecker! Duh. They should'a come up with a better name?! I vote for the names "Peen Presumptor," "Wiener Wonderer," "Dick-tator," or even perhaps "Rate the Snake" if this app is ever relaunched!