Oh, the capricious world of gay nightlife! How indeed it does keep us on our toes. Here are two desperately noteworthy events that just sprung up that every ‘mo really needs know about. Unfortunately, both events happen tomorrow night (Friday), SO IT LOOKS LIKE WE’VE GOT SOME HARD CHOICES TO MAKE. Doesn’t it.

ARF! at The Eagle

This is new. It is deeply pervy. It is a night for so-called “gear pigs” (?!?) and their aficionados, it’s hosted by Zak the Barber (my favorite!) and, well, I’ll just let this here little video speak bark for itself
(NSFW-ish, naturally.)



The only thing I have to add is FUCK YOU SARAH MCLACHLAN. Seriously. The Eagle, 9 pm, $7 ($5 in gear), 21+.


Glamour Puss at Chop Suey

Now this new thing is a totally different type of thing in ever-so many ways. No leather, no slings nor daddies nor pups—the key word you need to focus on here is Glamour! This queer cabaret and dance party is designed as an homage to those erstwhile guided days when everyone was so dang fancy schmancy all the time, and you are encouraged to dress the theme. Bow ties and tiaras! Spats and walking canes! You get the schmancy drift. That fuzzy and befrocked little scamp Waxie Moon will be performing, and the DJs Jackson and even Roy G. Biv (from Portland, dontcha know) will be manning the decks. But wait! There’s more! You can win two tickets! To get your name into the hat, please to simply retweet the following by noon tomorrow. Oh! The Glamour! Chop Suey, 9 PM, $7, 21+.