Oh, the capricious world of gay nightlife! How indeed it does keep us on our toes. Here are two desperately noteworthy events that just sprung up that every âmo really needs know about. Unfortunately, both events happen tomorrow night (Friday), SO IT LOOKS LIKE WEâVE GOT SOME HARD CHOICES TO MAKE. Doesnât it.
This is new. It is deeply pervy. It is a night for so-called âgear pigsâ (?!?) and their aficionados, itâs hosted by Zak the Barber (my favorite!) and, well, Iâll just let this here little video speak bark for itselfâŠ(NSFW-ish, naturally.)
The only thing I have to add is FUCK YOU SARAH MCLACHLAN. Seriously. The Eagle, 9 pm, $7 ($5 in gear), 21+.
Now this new thing is a totally different type of thing in ever-so many ways. No leather, no slings nor daddies nor pupsâthe key word you need to focus on here is Glamour! This queer cabaret and dance party is designed as an homage to those erstwhile guided days when everyone was so dang fancy schmancy all the time, and you are encouraged to dress the theme. Bow ties and tiaras! Spats and walking canes! You get the schmancy drift. That fuzzy and befrocked little scamp Waxie Moon will be performing, and the DJs Jackson and even Roy G. Biv (from Portland, dontcha know) will be manning the decks. But wait! Thereâs more! You can win two tickets! To get your name into the hat, please to simply retweet the following by noon tomorrow. Oh! The Glamour! Chop Suey, 9 PM, $7, 21+.
Don't miss the queer cabaret and dance party Glamour Puss at @ChopSueySeattle on 9/26! RT for a chance to win tix! http://t.co/PjIGb5s7RE
â The Stranger (@strangerpromo) September 25, 2014