Hero "It's where I can be myself, without being myself."

Dustin [right] "It's The Goal man. Heaven on earth."

Lando "It's a place where everybody treats everybody right. Where no one makes fun of anyone else."

Sitch (with girlfriend Crystal) "Shangri-La is where all Juggalos go to die."

Cross Gotti [middle] "It's BLISS. The ultimate bliss. ALL the bliss."

Shark Bite "It's my dream place. Where all my dreams are."

Dako [right] "It's your own personal paradise. That's it."

"Juggalo Army" (with girlfriend Tammy) "It's all about FAMILY."

Mo-Mo [right] "What is Shangri-La?" John [left] "Ha! She's new. This is her first Juggalo concert. I think it's just "peace." Being surrounded by family and loved ones."

Paws and Trigger [in unison] "It's heaven!"

Darrell [left] "It's a place with no stress, and lots of grass. And nobody dies." "Irish Juggalo" [the tiny head in the middle] "It's where I'll be reunited with my dog. And all my dead chickens." [Guy on right] "It's just how you live. Now. Here on earth."

Ginn-Ja the Ginger Ninja (formerly know as Jugglez), "Shangri-La is MY OWN CASTLE! No stress, just my own happy life."