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As Halloween approaches, I've been looking for some scary novels to read. Horror isn't really my favorite genre—the horror section of most bookstores is the least-appealing section of them all, packed as it is with Stephen King novels I've already read and Dean Koontz novels I have no desire to read—so I had no idea where to begin with contemporary horror. Thankfully, Grady Hendrix's Horrorstör caught my eye with its unique presentation. It's a novel designed to resemble an IKEA catalog, with squared-off pages and chapter headings featuring product illustrations and descriptions. (Sample chapter opening: "We're all morning people if we treat our bodies and minds with care and respect. Pause at your ARSLE to turn breakfast into a celebration of a brand new day. Sitting here, suddenly everything tastes just a little bit better. Available in goldenrod, honeydew, salmon and plum.")

Horrorstör is a story about a haunted IKEA-like store. (In the text, the ORSK chain is even referred to as an IKEA knock-off.) It's a clever idea for book packaging because the IKEA aesthetic is so carefully crafted that everyone instantaneously recognizes its design language. And it's a cute premise for a horror novel, because everyone is a little bit creeped out by IKEA: The too-clean displays, the controlling way you're only supposed to walk through their stores on one pre-established path, the too-cheap hot dogs.

And as a reading experience, it's good, albeit disposable, fun. Horrorstör stars Amy, a problem employee at ORSK who is asked to stay in the store overnight to uncover the truth behind a mysterious rash of damaged products. Hendrix does a good job satirizing the bland, overly cheery corporate language that retail employees are subjected to every day. And the mystery behind the haunting is interesting and not too terribly oversold. But the haunting itself, the elements of suspense that Amy encounters, lacks the narrative drive to make the book a true page-turner. Horrorstör works better as a high concept than as a scary read. It'll scratch your horror-novel itch, but you won't lose any sleep over it.