Seattle Public Utilities, armed with background music melancholy enough to make you confess to flushing things you've never actually flushed, is on a campaign against clogs. Specifically, sewer clogs caused by consumer products that might be marketed as "flushable" but are actually responsible for coating these cute little children playing in Lake Washington in RAW SEWAGE. (While costing you, the taxpayers, lots of money.)

Don't believe it? Watch the video.

And what, exactly, is coagulating in the city's sewer pipes so that piss and shit from hundreds of thousands of humans overflows into Lake Washington and other bodies of water? SPU is calling out "paper towels, facial tissue, cotton swabs, personal and baby wipes, hair, dental floss, feminine hygiene products, condoms [and] cat litter."

Having watched the video, and faced the music, which of these things are you ready to confess to flushing?