The Elections Happened: I told you why you need to stop listening to Occupy Wall Street's Facebook page and vote. Slog readers predicted how the elections were going to go; they were wrong. Slog votes early. We went to (almost) all the parties and reported on everything we saw. It was a bad night nationally, but not so bad locally. On the whole, though, it was a pretty bad night. But at least President Obama handled it well.

Housing Affordability Committee Goes Public: How nice of them to invite us.

Molly Death at Freaknight? Dave Segal has the whole sad story.

So Long, Skulls: The Burke Museum is handing over artifacts (and human bones) to Peru.

Are the Seahawks Good or Bad? Maybe they're both at the same time?

Hooray, Cinerama! It's re-opening for business on the 20th.

Smarten the Fuck Up, Seattle: Artist Rodrigo Valenzuela won pretty much only one award when he was in Seattle—a Stranger Genius Award. Now that he's moved away, though, everyone's giving him money.

Headline of the Week: "I Interviewed the Guy Who Jumped onto a Dead Whale Being Eaten by Sharks. He’s Advertising Deodorant Now. I Have Suggestions."

This Is a Great Idea: A Seattle author introduces a neat concept for a literary magazine in the James Franco Review.

The Hat Makes the Man: This is the funniest comment section ever.

Good Button-Pushing: Our city etiquette writer returns with a discussion about the proper use of crosswalk buttons.

Come On, Ladies: We know you're smarter than you let on in these stupid ads.

Hygiene Counts: An interview with comedian Brett Hamil.

The City in a Building: Charles Mudede reimagines the Columbia Tower as a world unto itself.

The Worst Tattoo Contest Returns! Winner gets the tattoo removed.

Someone Found a Bucket of Sperm in Germany: It's not what you think.