Hallie (left): "I once threw a Halloween party that went really,
really well..."
Tootsie (right): "I once did it in the conductor's seat of train!"
Woody: "I once had sex on a buoy in the middle of the lake. An Argosy Cruise boat went by... and, well, we just waved at them."
Elsa: "I once did it hanging off the side of 15-story building in Williamsburg, New York... It was scaaaary!"
Portley and Jason: "Well, there was that one time we were doing it in the alley... and then we noticed that drunk guy..."
Ben: "I once had sex with my lady on a 'rat-couch' in a punk house."
Russ: "I once did it behind the front door of a bar—while the bar was open—does that count?"
Nicole (left): "Ugh, I once did it under a freeway overpass, near a river, in Everett."
(Right): "I once fucked a girl with a strap-on in a tree house in Redmond."
Kimmy: "The girl's bathroom in the Columbia Tower..."
Brandon: "In an empty, old elevator shaft..."
Danielle: "Ugh, in a raver loft in Chicago. It was full of drug dealers, and really, really bad rap music all the time."
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