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  • An autographed Ben and a bowl full of Dina: Christmas shopping DONE.

• Kelly's weekend was filled with THEEEE'ATAH! She went to the 2014 Homo for the Holidays on Saturday and reported that it's more fun than ever! Everybody who needs their holiday-frown turned upside-down, should really hurry up and get tickets. After the show, the lovely BenDeLaCreme even signed an 8 x 10 photo for Kelly's 8-year-old niece back in Michigan (who is nothing short of OBSESSED with LaCeme since watching her on the teevee on Ru Paul's Drag Race).

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  • For the Brutal Exterminator with everything.
• Also on Saturday, the new Punk Rock Flea Market was held in the old Central District Post Office building and had lines out the door. It's got us wondering what will be in the 24th and Union space in the future—it's now covered in custom graffitti and looks amazing inside! Kelly bought this light-switch cover from a crafty vendor. Because, duh, ZARDOZ.

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  • Speckled & Drake FTW.
• As for my Saturday, I lost track of time and found myself in the Pike/Pine zone right as the clock struck Party Garbage O'Clock and the godforsaken Santa-themed bar crawl oozed onto the street. Before I sprinted home, I was lucky enough to hear a Santa squawking outside Grim's: "OKAY, now we're going to Purr. We're going to the fuckin' gay bar. Ha ha ha we're going to go fuck in the gay bar! I think Purr is close to here, does anyone know? Okay, someone go see if Taylor and Autumn got their tabs."

• Kelly says: There's nothing ever better to do on a Sunday afternoon (or any of the remaining days until Chrisssshmas) than go see Dina Martina's ALL NEW holiday show. No spoilers, but there's a nod to a Laurie Anderson song this year that will BLOW YOUR FRICKIN' MIND and make your face hurt from laughing. Also, check out the merch table when (not if!) you go—you'll have a hard time deciding between the new coffee mug and the new official collector plate.

When life gives you squid jigs.
  • When life gives you squid jigs.
• My super-exciting Sunday was spent wondering about squid jigs. Have you been to that tackle shop on Rainier? I walked past on Sunday morning, feeling kind of gross and under the weather, when I noticed that the #1 main focus and point of pride of the tackle store is their squid jigs. For some reason the words "SQUID JIGS" really cheered me up.