Pro-tip for Christian dads: Sex-shame your daughters, and they'll grow up to sex-shame you.

And kids? Your parents want to fuck other people. Some of your parents have fucked other people. And one day, when you're all growed up and married yourself, you'll want to fuck people other than your spouse too. You might not, but you'll want to. And porn isn't to blame. Also: That porn you spotted on a computer? That could've been your mom's porn. And the possibility that your dad thinks some of your girlfriends are hot? Yeah, he probably does. Your mom probably thinks some of your boy friends/boyfriends are hot too. Your parents could both be bi and checking out all of your friends.