Now this, written by Jana Winter and Sharon Weinberger for The Intercept, is a lede:

Al Qaeda claims to have come up with the perfect recipe for a deadly bomb, it’s just too embarrassed to tell its legions of devoted followers where they are supposed to place it: inside their rectal cavity. It’s a modern dilemma for a would-be retro-caliphate.

This dilemma is very funny, but the implications are terrifying. What happens if a plane is downed by a terrorist with a bomb in his ass? What kind of security measures would we be forced to tolerate after that?