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It's because you do yoga, but I can't tell you that. See, if we dated and hit it off, then you'd eventually pressure me into doing yoga, and I'm not doing yoga. So then it would become this big thing—a wedge between us because I don't want to do yoga and you do. I didn't do yoga before we met, so there's precedence there, but you won't understand that. So I just won't date you…

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