For the selfish, inconsiderate bitch from Tinder who I went on multiple dates with before finding out that you had a boyfriend: You are an extremely gorgeous woman, sure, but more importantly, you obviously have little understanding of what it means to treat another human with respect. Your brilliant idea to unveil your blazer-wearing dildo of a boyfriend while we were out dancing for hours not only showed me that I'm losing my touch at telling the good from the bad, but it also put me in a position of slight humiliation in front of your friends…
