By now we all know these fancy 3-D printers can print usable gun parts, machine parts, and even some replacement body parts, so it's no surprise the technology has now led to THIS: 3-D penis printing (BTW the link is HELLA NSFW). Gosh, who wouldn't wanna copy of their schlong printed out via a fancy 3-D printer?! C'mon y'all, there MUST be plenty of reasons to have a spare copy of your erect pee wee, or even your Mr. Softie, hanging around. I bet some of y'all might use the cock for dirty fun, while others might see your ding-dong copy as a crass conversation piece! "OMG!! Look what fell in your coffee!" Well, now, thanks to 3-D printing, wiener making is easier than ever!! All you hafta do is take the scan/picture, pick a color, and at the push of a button… BOOM!! Welcome to your own personal WANG TOWN!

In reality, in order to pull off the above you'll need an impressive camera that can scan in three dimensions and create a virtual model of any object, or CAD/CAM software with a compatible camera, the know-how to use it, and a very expensive 3-D printer. The $1,000 consumer grade printers simply won’t cut it, as the printable output size is typically too small to print anything other than a micro penis.

Oh, so if you have a micro penis, YOU'RE IN LUCK!?! Also, the printer material, "constituent plastic filaments," is pitted, so if you choose to use your boner inside your love canals, it might scrape you up. Oh, and those pits might also "support bacterial growth." Eesh, no one likes an itchy hole. Turns out, the Clone-A-Willy is still the best way to make a usable 3-D copy of your beef whistle. Sorry, 3-D printer hopefuls, maybe in five years?!