Reading my mail and drinking my first cup of tea...

You had a recent letter from a dude who gets off on other men’s underwear. Here is an idea for him: I live near a university, and go to a thrift store nearby and find lots of American Eagle, Hollister, and GAP men’s underwear that has been cast off by college boys. Some with the crotch more stretched out than others. They're priceless to me but GOODWILL offers them two for a buck. And as a dietary bonus you can tell him to take about 20 of these used pairs of underwear, boil them in a little water on the stove, and he'll have himself some delicious soup: "Cream of Some Young Guy."

I don't know why I read the Savage Love e-mail first instead of my business/Stranger e-mail. I always regret doing that.