First, can I tell you how secretly nervous I was while shooting this photo? Not for any other reason than John Criscitello is so gracious, warm, and whip-smart funny.

We tried to find the right prop... Some Bro art?
We tried to find the right prop... How about this guy? Kelly O

Ooh! How about a Woo Girl?!
"Ooh! How about a Woo Girl?!" Kelly O

Wait, how about a paint brush. Ill duct tape it... Look, ma! NO HANDS.
"Wait, how about a paintbrush? I'll duct tape it... Look, ma! NO HANDS." Kelly O

Owww, its starting to rip off...
"Owww, it's starting to rip off..." Kelly O

Okay. This hurts! Aaaah.
"Okay. This hurts! Aaaah." Kelly O