My readers—a Savage Love reader suggested a contest to redefine "santorum" after Rick man-on-dogged an AP reporter in 2003, another reader came up with the "frothy mix" definition, the rest of my readers picked "frothy mix" definition over the other suggested new definitions—are fucking geniuses. I dedicated a whole chapter of American Savage to the history of the Santorum/santorum neologism campaign. And while the new definition of santorum is no longer the #1 result when you google "santorum," the results are still pretty satisfying:

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And in case he decides to run again... our art department updated his bumper sticker:

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