After all that mess in which diabetes-causing Food Network star Paula Deen was caught spewing racial epithets and then went on TV to blubberingly apologize for it, you'd think... YOU'D THINK... that she wouldn't tweet a photo of her family dressed up like the cast of I Love Lucy—with her son front and center in brownface posing as Desi Arnaz, and with the text mocking his accent.

Cue blubbering apology number two, I guess. SIGH.