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Looking for places to watch today's GOP debate madness? Here are a few spots that plan to tune their dial to Fox News:

DOWNTOWN

Gordon Biersch*
600 Pine St, Fourth Floor of Pacific Place
5-9 pm
Says Gordon Biersch: "Please stop by Gordon Biersch for a drink/dinner to watch the sure-to-be entertaining debate among the top 10 Republican Presidential candidates. (Feel free to invite friends & colleagues!!)"

*UPDATE (6:18 pm): Gordon Biersch did not create that Facebook event page (sorry y'all!). But a person who answered the phone there said enough people showed up hoping to watch the debate that they turned it on. But now the bar is full and there's no room for more people to watch it. So maybe don't go there.

PIONEER SQUARE

Sake Nomi
76 S Washington St
6 pm
Says Sake Nomi: "While it's generally considered a good idea NOT to mix premium sake and politics in polite company, for this groundbreaking event, we're willing to make an exception. Please join us this Thursday, August 6 at 6 pm for an evening of sake and civil discourse as Fox News brings us the Republican Presidential Primary Debate. No, there will be no drinking games involved at this viewing party, since we are all grown-ass adults. However, for those looking to make a full day of it, we heard the not-ready-for-primetime debate starts at 2 pm."

CAPITOL HILL

Moe Bar
925 E Pike St
6 pm
Says Moe Bar: "Looking for a place to watch the GOP Debate? Join us for a viewing party! Drinking Bingo!"

Summit Public House
601 Summit Ave E #102
6 pm
Says Summit: "Looking for a place to watch the GOP debates? Summit Pub has got you covered! This Thursday, debates start at 6pm.. Come grab a cold one and watch Donald try"

Saint John's Bar & Eatery
719 E Pike St
6 pm
Says Saint John's: "Join us tonight for the first of many gut-busting tragicomedies that are the GOP debates!"

BELLTOWN

Spitfire Grill
2219 Fourth Ave
5 pm
Says Spitfire Grill: "We're putting it on as needed."

SOUTH LAKE UNION

Art Marble 21
731 Westlake Ave N
6 pm
Says Art Marble 21: "Yes, we'll be showing it in our lake-view area."

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Here's the full debate schedule and details:

2 pm [5 pm ET] - Candidates outside top 10 (1 hr)
6 pm [9 pm ET] - Top 10 Candidates (2 hrs)

Moderators: Bret Baier, Megyn Kelly and Chris Wallace
Candidates 5 pm: Perry, Santorum, Jindal, Fiorina, Graham, Pataki, Gilmore
Candidates 9 pm: Trump, Bush, Walker, Huckabee, Carson, Cruz, Rubio, Paul, Christie, Kasich