Let's all just "chill out" about political correctness, okay? Jeb! has had it up to here with all this back talk, and he's not going to take it anymore. Hey, I got an idea, media: How about you start paying some of the bills around here, then you can come up and start talking about using "terms" that don't further reduce our political discourse to racist and sexist name-calling. Okay? Has he made himself clear?

You know what. No. That's it. You're grounded. That trip you had planned to Wild Waves this weekend? You better "Wild Wave" it bye-bye, 'cuz it ain't gonna happen. You go up to your room and think about what you've done, media. Jeb!'s going to go play the back nine at Eagle's Landing and blow off some steam. Don't call him unless there's a fire or somebody's dying.