The NYT broke the big news about Playboy earlier this week:

As part of a redesign that will be unveiled next March, the print edition of Playboy will still feature women in provocative poses. But they will no longer be fully nude. Its executives admit that Playboy has been overtaken by the changes it pioneered. “That battle has been fought and won,” said Scott Flanders, the company’s chief executive. “You’re now one click away from every sex act imaginable for free. And so it’s just passĂ© at this juncture.”

"Emission accomplished," says Playboy, which was not only the first mass-circulation magazine in the country to publish nude pictures of women (way back in 1953), but to the first to fight for and win the right to publish nude pictures of women. And in a related development: this morning Business Insider reports that another major hotel chain is dropping porn...

Hyatt Hotels will no longer offer on-demand pornographic movies in its rooms, the company said Wednesday. "This content will not be introduced to any new Hyatt hotels, and it will be discontinued or phased out at all hotels," the company said in a statement. Hyatt is just the latest hotel company to ban on-demand adult entertainment from its rooms. Decreasing revenue from movie rentals in hotels has driven the trend, with movie rental revenue per available hotel room dropping from $339 a year to $107 a year between 2000 and 2014, according to a report from PKF Hospitality Research. Hotel guests are renting fewer in-room movies because they can watch them on smartphones or laptops instead.

Social conservatives have been calling on hotels to drop on-demand porn for more than two decades. The long struggle against lonely, late-night hotel wankers united people of different faiths:

Conservative Christians and Muslims differ theologically, but with regards to sexual morality they share a common concern: Pornography. In a jointly-authored letter, Christian and Muslim scholars are calling on the CEOs of Hilton, Hyatt, Marriott, Choice and Starwood hotels, urging a ban on adult entertainment in [hotel] rooms as "...a commitment to human dignity and the common good."

Two things.

First, contra Business Insider, Hyatt isn't "the latest hotel company to ban on-demand adult entertainment." Dropping something because it's not as profitable as it once was isn't the same thing as "banning" it. Hyatt, like the spokesperson for Hyatt said, is discontinuing on-demand porn because it's not blowing huge loads of money all over Hyatt's books anymore. And second: social conservatives are gonna declare victory in their long fight to get porn out American hotel rooms. But porn, per Business Insider, is still available in every Hyatt hotel room in the country. Because we watch porn these days on our laptops and our cells phones. Which means we can watch porn wherever we want—in hotel rooms, in airplane toilets, in church pews.

Social conservatives didn't win this one. Porn won. Porn always wins.