Welcome to The Walking Dead Chitty Chat Club, in which we ask the question that's been on everyone's mind this week, "WHO WAS HONKIN' THAT GODDAMN HORN??" Check in after the jump for the answer and a full recap! Let's get chitty-chatting!

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Okay, here's what I'm thinking about last night's episode, "JSS."

1) For those just joining us, last week Rick's Rangers discovered a quarry full of zombies, so they decided to build a Zombie Motor Speedway to divert them away from Alexandria—and it was working too... until some a-hole back at the homestead started honking their goddamn horn! CUT IT OUT, BUTTHOLE! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!!

2) But this episode opened with Carl Jr.'s sweetheart Enid, and how she found her way to Alexandria. (It involved dead parents and eating the raw guts out of a turtle.) Before she arrives, she keeps writing "JSS" in the dirt, on windows, and even with gross turtle bones. What's it stand for? THAT'S A MYSTERY, Y'ALL. [Though at the time, I suspected it might mean "Just (the) Same (old) Shit."]

3) Meanwhile back at the ranch, Carol and her sweater continue the charade of being a nice lady and not a spy (which is what she is). However, she's getting tired of her insipid neighbors' bullshit and can't wait to bust out some sweet brain-stabbing violence. (Hang tight, Carol and her sweater! Your chance is coming soon, because....)

4) HERE COME THE WOLVES! Now you'll remember that the Wolves are the non-zombies who run around hacking people up with axes. How come? The script writers never really explain... but I assume it's because they're all NRA members and they want to really spread the gospel about why guns are necessary in today's society. So stock up on assault rifles, everybody! You never know when there might be a zombie apocalypse or someone trying to carve Ws on your forehead!

5) Anyway, the Wolves are running around hacking all those weak, simpering Alexandrians to pieces, which means... LOOK OUT, ASSHOLES. 'CUZ CAROL IS TAKING OFF HER SWEATER! Dressing up like a Portland anarchist, she runs around blowing holes in the Wolves and mercy stabbing all the victims they killed (to prevent zombification.) IT WAS THE BEST EVER. Guess she better pack away that sweater!

6) Meanwhile Jessie's Girl (that's Rick's soon-to-be sweetheart) gives her prissy son a quick lesson in post-apocalyptic survival by stab-stab-stabbing a lady wolf to death with a pair of scissors. Denise the Simpering Psychiatrist turns into Denise the Simpering Surgeon and loses her first patient in the process (hope she has malpractice insurance). The mayor's son runs off and hides—but at least he's good looking. Gabriel the chicken-shit priest almost makes his first human kill, but is stopped by Morgan and his BROOMSTICK OF PAIN™—much to the chagrin of every Walking Dead fan ever.

7) Speaking of Morgan and his BROOMSTICK OF PAIN™, he stubbornly refuses to murder any of the Wolves, and even lets a bunch of them run away WITH A PISTOL. Trust me, that decision will come back to bite him in the ass. Man, the NRA really loved this episode, I bet.

8) At the end of the attack, Carl Jr. loses track of Enid—who has left behind a simple note: "Just Survive Somehow." Wait... JSS! I get it now! (However, I wish it had meant, "Jammin' Street Style!" with Enid popping back in to do some sweet break dancing.) And while a LOT of Alexandrians were hacked to death by the Wolves, there was one good thing that emerged: Carl Jr. pulled Carol's casserole out of the oven before it burned. IT WAS A HAPPY ENDING AFTER ALL!

9) Oh, and by the way, that honking sound was from a Wolf who crashed a semi truck into the compound. Hmmmf. I was positive it was Gabriel the Chicken Shit Priest's car alarm going off. I don't care... I still hate that guy.

10) SO WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THAT EPISODE? I loved it! It was a great follow-up to last week's awesome season premiere, and established Carol and her Sweater as the series' best character (according to myself and the NRA.) Put your comments about this episode in the comments below, and let's chitty chat again next week! JSS (Jumbo Steak Strips), y'all!