Feel bad for the male model in this shitty ad...

...who Macy's made to look like the worst kind of "best friend," i.e. the creepy, eggnog-spiking, date-raping kind. And feel bad the female model in this shitty ad...

...who Fifi would have us believe is less desirable—somehow—than a repurposed tennis ball can.

Macy's has apologized, the assholes at Fifi—so far as I can tell—haven't apologized. Go yell at them.