Some people around The Stranger’s offices refer to this annual event as the Chocolate Abortion Party, which detracts from the seriousness of the issue, which is that what is or isn’t in our uteruses is our own goddamned business. Celebrate (and help defend) this fundamental fact with NARAL tonight by eating the sweet, sweet work of more than 40 local chocolatiers, one of whom will be crowned the best of the Chocolate Abortion Party. Special this year: Leer or jeer at guest judge and Stranger staff writer Cienna Madrid! (First Base Terrace Club at Safeco Field, 1250 First Ave S,, 7–9 pm, $40)