Honestly, the less you know about The Cabin in the Woods before you watch it, the better off you are. The basics: Sexy young people—a stoner, a jock, a sex kitten, a nerd, and a virgin—take a vacation. Then things go wrong. Lots of things. Everything. Imagine every horror movie you’ve ever seen played on the screen at the same time, and you’re getting warm. But this isn’t some smirky, Scream-style, self-aware cuddlefest—it’s a genuinely scary movie. Toss a delightful performance from Bradley Whitford in there, and you’ve got everything you should know. (See Movie Times)