Central Cinema’s TV Dinner series features classic television shows presented in a cinema offering full beer, wine, and food service. Tonight pits the drunken bitches of Absolutely Fabulous against the cheesecake-eating darlings of The Golden Girls, with two classic episodes of each series going head-to-head on the big screen. If history holds true, you’ll howl in horror at AbFab’s Eddy and Patsy, then have your heart melted by the impromptu, full-audience sing-along of The Golden Girls theme. (Central Cinema, 1411 21st Ave, www.central-cinema.com, 7 pm, $5 food voucher reserves a seat, all ages)