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Ever since his first Valentine's Day Bash at Re-bar in 1864, Dan Savage has been synonymous with revelatory and transcendent Valentine's Day extravaganzas. For this very special Valentine's Day live-taping of the Savage Lovecast, Dan will be joined by a couple hundred audience members and some very special guests handpicked to fit the theme "Sex and Death," including Ask a Mortician advice columnist Caitlin Doughty, comedian Kristine Levine, and the band the Wet Spots. (Neptune Theatre, 1303 NE 45th St, stgpresents.com, 8 pm, $23, 21+)