Look, you can spend your St. Patrick’s Day in a sports bar getting puked on by some neckless douche in a KISS MY DICK, IT’S IRISH T-shirt if you want to. Or you can celebrate the way St. Patty himself intended—by making fun of a leprechaun-themed horror movie. Central Cinema’s HeckleVision screenings are naughty movie-watching fun—all your snarky comments about the movie are displayed on the screen in real-time—and Leprechaun is eminently mockable. Plus, Central Cinema has a full bar, so you can get your Irish on at the same time. (Central Cinema, 1411 21st Ave, central-cinema.com, 7 and 9:30 pm, $8 adv, all ages)