I don't remember voting to elect Andy Kindler the President of Comedy, but I'd like to hug all you motherfucking constituents who did. The New York–born, L.A.-based Kindler (who performs the much-lauded "State of the Industry Address" each year at the Montreal Just for Laughs festival) dissects pop culture, show business, dumb audiences, and his own act—as it unfolds—with bitter wit and exhilarating ruthlessness. He has been doing it forever, and he is a master. (Laughs Comedy Spot, 12099 124th Ave NE, Kirkland, 425-823-6306, 8 pm [18+] and 10 pm [21+], $15)