Oh, how I love a motorcycle. If I hadn't fallen off the first one I ever tried to drive and ended up in the ER with "pizza leg," I would try to buy one. I would go to this weekend-long motorcycle expo, and I would find the bike of my dreams. Prospective buyers aren't the only ones who should check out this show, though. In addition to all the lastest, greatest models of new sport bikes, dirt bikes, cruisers, scooters, customs, and ATVs, there are stunt shows, classic biker films, seminars, contests, a DIY garage workshop, and something called "WOMEN RIDE." Maybe I should start there. (Qwest Field Event Center, 800 Occidental Ave, www.motorcycle shows.com, 10 am–5 pm, $15)