Christmas comes early for camp lovers with Burlesque, the movie-with-music written and directed by the brother of a Pussycat Doll, starring Christina Aguilera as a hick on a bus with a suitcase full of dreams and Cher as the burlesque matriarch with an entirely plastic head. Judging from the trailer, it's going to blow amazing chunks. Aguilera's recent career and marital troubles only up the ante. Will it be Showgirls-good or Coyote Ugly–awful? I predict yes. (See Movie Times: thestranger .com/film)