"Eight years ago," goes the press release, "Rob Delaney was in jail in a wheelchair, naked and covered in his own blood. He had done a terrible thing." The terrible thing involved a car, a pole, nighttime, and a drunken blackout. Nowadays, Delaney is sober, working as a comedian and writer in Los Angeles, and more-than-probably the funniest person on Twitter (seriously, get involved with @robdelaney). In his live show Naked & Bloody, Delaney discusses his fall and rise with affecting candor and dirty jokes. (Re-bar, 1114 Howell St, 233-9873, 7 pm, $10 adv/$12 DOS, 21+)