The first day at a new job can be so awkward, you know? You don't know where the bathroom is, and you have to eat lunch all by yourself, and then you get hit with a homemade projectile whittled by a madman, and then a prison riot breaks out and your boss runs off and leaves you for dead, so you have to impersonate a bloodthirsty murderer just to avoid getting shivved in the eyeball. Aaaaaawkward! That's the plot of Cell 211, a Spanish prison thriller so terrifically stressful it just might compress your brain into a diamond (most likely fatal—but hey! Free diamond!). (See Movie Times: