Do you like sexual and slightly French man-groans? Do you like playing football in a very small room with a leering man-child? Do you like the line "I gotta go see Michelle in a little bit, to make out with her"? Have you either not seen The Room yet or seen it a million times? Then get thee to the Egyptian. Ambiguously foreign person/auteur/aforementioned groaner Tommy Wiseau will be in Seattle this weekend, appearing at the screenings of his bizarre, beloved vanity project. The Room deserves to be seen drunk with a throng of like-minded trash lovers, and the opportunity to gaze upon Wiseau's actual face should not be missed. (Central Cinema is offering a personal meet and greet beforehand for $60. See for details.) (Egyptian, 805 E Pine St, 781-5755. Midnight, $15.)