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JUL 26, 2010


'Inception' FILM
'Inception'

In Inception—Christopher Nolan's new is-real-life-really-real-life action-adventure heist thingy—everybody is my boyfriend (and yours!). Joseph Gordon-Levitt is my boyfriend because of suspenders. Tom Hardy is my boyfriend because watching him slouch in a chair is basically sex in slow motion. Ken Watanabe is my boyfriend because KEN WATANABE. Michael Caine is my boyfriend because of everything ever. Nolan has a better-than-average knack for mixing big action with believable humanity and keeps Inception's temporal origami blooming and folding at a rapid, rousing clip. Oh, and Leonardo DiCaprio. My boyfriend. (See Movie Times: thestranger.com/film.) by Lindy West

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gloomy gus 1
Can they be my boyfriends too? I'd hate to go to this and leave just laying plans to steal them from you, but I swear if you don't share I will.
Posted by gloomy gus on July 26, 2010 at 11:22 AM · Report
gloomy gus 2
I just read your generous "(and yours!)" so went back to bed in shame for my @1's impertinence.
Posted by gloomy gus on July 26, 2010 at 11:33 AM · Report
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Yes, but what about Cillian Murphy (aka Robert Fischer)?? He takes the cake as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by Justin on July 26, 2010 at 11:39 AM · Report
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Can Ellen Page be my boifriend?
Posted by atlantaqueer on July 26, 2010 at 11:44 AM · Report
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Reading Lindy West film reviews is sex in slow motion for me.
Posted by raouldukedr on July 26, 2010 at 11:56 AM · Report
Will in Seattle 6
@4 no, I'd rather have her as my boyfriend ...
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on July 26, 2010 at 12:41 PM · Report
Dee 7
Awww, I had been hoping for a full-length Lindy review of Inception. Still good though, and I'm even more eager to see it now.
Posted by Dee on July 26, 2010 at 2:15 PM · Report

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