For years, Daniel Carroll was the beloved, shit-talking dick of Seattle's alterna-comedy scene. Now he's New York's problem, having relocated last year to join the People's Republic of Komedy outpost in NYC. Tonight, Carroll returns for a pair of headlining shows at the Comedy Underground, where his oddly charming asshole act will be paired with opening sets by Lizzy Pilcher, John McKay, and Hari Kondabolu. (Comedy Underground, 109 S Washington St, 628-0303. 8 and 10:15 pm, $15 adv/$20 DOS, 21+.)