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NOV 9, 2009
'Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant' FILM
'Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant'

I know. I am aware. Worst title ever. Are you a movie about a circus? Or are you a vampire movie? Or are you a movie about a vampire who was too busy daubing shoe polish onto his widow's peak to goddamn show up, so he sent his assistant? Du freak? But whatever. Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant is medium awesome, if you like ridiculous magical shit for teens (WHICH I DO). Two dudes stumble upon an underworld of weird sideshow creatures and warring vampire clans. "Can I turn into a bat now?" "No. That's bullshit." (See Movie Times: thestranger.com/film.) by Lindy West

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Ha, I thought I was the only person that secretly enjoyed this movie. Lovers of ridiculous magic shit for teens unite!
Posted by Travis on November 9, 2009 at 12:05 PM · Report
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Once again I request you discharge of Ms. West of her duties as she continues to edit this papers film section as if she were editing a middle school arts section. SHAME ON THE STRANGER!
Posted by oldmanandthesea http://www.lostgeneration.com/hrc.htm on November 9, 2009 at 12:12 PM · Report
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I like the conversational style of her writing; teenage ADHD rambling and all.
Posted by Packeteer on November 9, 2009 at 3:23 PM · Report

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