Bumbershoot is for people who like music/arts in the same way that a buffet is for people who like food. It's not for those who like Modest Mouse or Holy Fuck or De La Soul specifically, but for those who want to try a taste of everything. That's fine. Buffets can be great, and if you're a glutton for punishment you leave totally fucking full—of music and arts and comedy!—for the amount of money you pay. Also: teens—Bumbershoot, like Wu-Tang Clan, is for the children. (Seattle Center, thestranger.com/bumbershoot. Sat–Mon 11 am–11 pm, $50–$420, all ages.)