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AUG 15, 2009
'Boys' PHOTOGRAPHY
'Boys'

I just can't stop taking pictures of boys. I LOVE BOYS. Gay ones, straight ones, skinny ones, fat ones... all of 'em. I try to shoot photos of pretty girls from time to time, but they never turn out. Not like my boys. A nice lady who recently opened a neat new art gallery asked me if I'd like to have a photography show. I said yes. So conflict of interest be damned: I just wanted to tell you, real quick, if you also like boys, maybe you should come. Opening night promises music, libations, and a half-naked rooster serving hot dogs. (Gossamer Collective, 1406 18th Ave, 832-6063. 7–10 pm, free.)

 

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Olo 1
It must be nice to be able to use your eyes without guilt.
Posted by Olo on August 15, 2009 at 11:38 AM · Report
Confluence 2
She's enjoying one of the pluses of being a straight female. Men on the whole don't mind being objectified so women can do so freely and openly. However, women have to constantly put up with being viewed as a piece of meat by 90%+ of men they encounter. That gets really old especially if you have a lot more to offer. Pluses and minuses.
Posted by Confluence on August 15, 2009 at 11:55 AM · Report
Fool multitude 3
@2 Please note she wrote "boys," not "men." Just as girls are not women, boys are not men.
Posted by Fool multitude on August 15, 2009 at 12:39 PM · Report
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Boys are gross. I don't know how gay men and straight women can do it (them). Luckily for me (a married straight male) they (particularly straight women) can.
Posted by Fe Man on August 15, 2009 at 3:32 PM · Report
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She knows what boys like
She knows what guys want
She know what boys like
Boys like, boys like her

SUCKER! hmhmhm
Posted by SUCKER! hmhmhm on August 15, 2009 at 3:51 PM · Report
Confluence 6
@4

I feel the exact same way about girls. Ick. Girl parts are totally nasty - unbelievable that most men (and even some girls?!) find them appealing. Lucky for me (a straight female), most men can't get enough of the stuff. I totally get the gay male repulsion though.
Posted by Confluence on August 15, 2009 at 7:20 PM · Report
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@6 god. i can't imagine fucking someone that thinks their own genitals are revolting. lucky for you, men will fuck you regardless of your self-esteem.
Posted by darlingash on August 15, 2009 at 7:32 PM · Report
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non-existent and/or shitty self-esteem, that is.
Posted by darlingash on August 15, 2009 at 7:33 PM · Report
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I wonder if her picture of my nuts will be displayed...
Posted by Postum on August 15, 2009 at 8:02 PM · Report
Confluence 10
@7

Yes, I find my genitals completely unappealing, but I have an excellent self-esteem. Sorry to disappoint you. And don't you worry, I have the pick of the litter when it comes to men. Definitely no problems in that department.
Posted by Confluence on August 15, 2009 at 9:13 PM · Report
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@10. lol. of course you do, sweetie. that's why you're commenting on a blog on a saturday night.
Posted by darlingash on August 16, 2009 at 1:54 PM · Report
Confluence 12
I live on the other side of the world right now where it's not even Saturday night! ...But you probably don't -- hahaha. Joke's on you!
Posted by Confluence on August 16, 2009 at 4:55 PM · Report
Lee 13
Am I the only one who finds the picture used to advertise this event completely revolting? I mean, I am a straight dude, but I can still appreciate a picture of a hot guy. And he probably is. But with a creepy mask and ketchup on his chest? It's just ewwy.
Posted by Lee on August 16, 2009 at 11:48 PM · Report

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