Attention, fans of biting queer comedy: Here in Seattle for two nights only is Unitard, a veritable supergroup of NYC comedy stars, including Nora Burns (of the performance troupe the Nellie Olesons), David Ilku (of the cabaret act Duelling Bankheads), and best of all, acclaimed writer and performer Mike Albo, whose wit and fearlessness are the stuff of legend. Expect an hour-long cavalcade of caustic comedy, inspired gender-fucking, and "evil social commentary." (Rendezvous, 2322 Second Ave, www.brownpapertickets.com. 8 pm, $12, 21+.)