The Stranger has never been shy about dumping superlatives on Seattle's one-of-a-kind, postdrag genius Dina Martina, not just because she's one of the city's all-time great art exports (Dina has spent the past few years wowing crowds from Province-town to London with her talent-free superstar shtick), but because superlatives are the most effective way to sum up Ms. Martina's brilliantly mind-fucking brilliance. Cherished Chestnuts finds Dina presenting a parade of her greatest hits—massacred songs, twisted videos, adopted daughters—and no one with $20 to spare should miss it. (Re-bar, 1114 Howell St, brownpaper tickets.com. 7:30 pm, $20, 21+.)