Apparently, some among you have never eaten Campbell's alphabet soup. Are you people Communists? ALIENS? True, it does contain high-fructose corn syrup and MSG, but it also contains letters (40 percent more as of 2002). Eating letters makes you smarter. Eating your beloved's initials makes them fall in love with you. Make it with organic whole milk (three-fourths of a can instead of a full one). Warm it slowly, stirring occasionally, then grate some good Parm or cheddar onto it. If you've got homemade croutons, now is the time. Welcome to America. (Campbell's Vegetable "The Alphabet" Soup, $1.69, a store near you.)