After a decade and a half as Seattle's most beloved psycho-drag performer, Dina Martina now belongs to the world. But no matter how many superstar fans she acquires or continents she conquers, she always comes home for Christmas. If Dina's latest Christmas show is anything like its mighty predecessors, it'll be a glorious explosion of brain-twisting oddness and weep-worthy comedy (sample topics: pink eye, camel toes, "rump cancer") that'll fill you with something freakishly close to the holiday spirit. (Re-bar, 1114 Howell St, www.brownpapertickets.com. 7 pm, $20, 21+. Through Dec 31.)