Last spring brought the first-ever Stranger Gong Show, a mind-blowing night of rubber chickens, dancing girls, elastic nostrils, rabbit comics, and blissed-out crowds. What'll this year bring? God only knows. Any and all interested performers can sign up the night of the show at Chop Suey (acts must run between 30 seconds and 4 minutes) to compete for a variety of goodies and $100 cash! All hosted by some jerk called me. (Chop Suey, 1325 E Madison St, www.thestranger.com/gongshow. Talent signup starts at 7 pm, show at 9 pm, free, 21+.)