The lineup reads like Eleanor Lambert's wet dream
: Dina Martina, Jackie Hell, Sylvia O'Stayformore, and more. With those Tater Tots in charge, the entire population of Seattle might wake up the next morning in a magical land where the streets are made of polyester
and everyone sings show tunes. All that's certain is this: Something great will happen at Trannyshack and a sweaty dance party
will follow, with DJ Baby J. (Chop Suey, 1325 E Madison St, 324-8000. 9:30 pm, $8, 21+.