The Stranger's annual feel-good smash returns for the 10th and final time. Bring mementos of love gone wrong—wedding rings, ancient mix tapes, painful mash notes—and Dan Savage, our very own love and vengeance expert (mostly vengeance), will destroy them live onstage before a packed house. Maybe he'll use a sledgehammer. Maybe he'll use a blender. Maybe he'll even fire up the blowtorch. Regardless, it will be hilarious and healing. (Neumo's, 925 E Pike St, 709-9442. 8 pm, free, 21+.)