Tonight they come together in an evening of alternative fatherhood starring Neal Pollack, the "greatest living American writer" turned stoner dad, and Dan Savage, the famous snowboarder. Featuring original music by "Awesome" and the MCing/interviewing skillz of Sean Nelson. Oh yeah, and the whole thing's free. If you have children, get a freakin' babysitter. (Chop Suey, 1325 E Madison St, 324-8000. 8 pm, free, 21+.)