(DANCING) You don't have to be gay to dance your Thanksgiving off at Comeback, but it helps. That said, straight people go to Comeback, too. Two months ago, I danced with a very hot girl, and kept dancing with her because she was a good dancer and, again, very hot, and later, outside the club, we made eyes. She spoke words. I spoke words. If I weren't so gay I would've gone home with her. Are you paying attention, straight guys? With DJs Colby B, Porq, Fucking in the Streets, and MC Chompers. (Chop Suey, 1325 E Madison St, 324-8000. 9 pm, free before 10 pm/$5 after, 21+.)